How to interpret eight fortes? I think maybe I should hurl my whole body at the...– Jeremy Denk, on Ligeti’s instructions to play eight fortes in Automne a Varsovie. (via nprfreshair)
There was a time, you know, I got so used to the police turning up. You know,...– Sacha Baron Cohen on his run-ins with the law while making his movies. (via nprfreshair)
basically a leper.
My friend: When guys talk to me on facebook I like to leave it like half an hour before I reply, so I don't seem too eager.
Me: This one time I made eye contact with some guy on a train.
I’m not going to censor myself to comfort your ignorance.– Jon Stewart (via throughthewildblue)
Me: Should I go get a sandwich? I'm, like, 53% hungry.
Devin: 53% is all it took to invade Iraq.
There’s a loneliness that only exists in one’s mind. The loneliest moment in...– F. Scott Fitzgerald - The Great Gatsby (via han-solo-dolo)